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Friday, August 24, 2012

LOOK AT THIS!



 
 


Look upon my picnic bench a box that's what it is!






Look upon my picnic bench a box that's what it is!
 
 
 

 First there is a Vida,
 
 
 
Then there is no Vida,
 
 
 

Then there is!
 
 
I now have a piece of original art, produced by my good buddy Lynn! And so can you if you have the notion!
 
All of Lynn's goodies and some of her paintings as well can be viewed right HERE!
 
Now would be a GREAT time to order while Lynny has NO idea what her stuff is worth and is undercharging scandalously!
 
Thank you, Lynn! 


Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Monday, August 13, 2012

ARE YOU READY FOR AUGUST 25TH?

Because you know what happens on that great day in the humble unincorporated town of Buttzville, New Jersey, do you not?



You really should we've been beating the drum hard enough to get your attention! For those of you who have been sleeping for the last month there will be a spontaneous manifestation of, not UFO's;  you'll recognize these things when you see them - but of butts!



What point in calling it Buttzville, if not for butts?

There are apt to be a positive plethora, a rich phantasmagoria, and may I ad an overflowing cornucopia of smoking butts in Buttzville on the 25th of Agust, 2012!



And who could doubt the presence of some smokin' butt sporters smokin' their own butts! Oh it can get confusing; that's why you must be there! What if you missed it? What to tell the Grandkids??


Well I think we've exhausted it for the time being. You know where it is. You also know when, and you know that you have to compete or at least, observe. Wouldn't it be fun to trick your girlfriend into competing? Tell her you are going for a pleasant ride in the country! Which is, of course, part of the truth. Hey it works for politicians. 

She could be a big winner!*

*There are, of course, no losers. (There also are no prizes.).


Like they say in Buttzville: "A well-smoked ham is a ham well smoked!"

And who can argue with that?




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Monday, August 6, 2012

THE MOMENTUM BUILDS...


Buttzville, NJ, unwittingly hosts the "Best Butts in Buttzville" contest August 25, 2012.



Vida has a truly great butt.


Hot dog Johnny's is located in Buttzville.


Vida likes hot dogs!

This will be the day that finally puts Buttzville on the map! Be there, or you know what you will be!

DISCLAIMER: Seeds and Weeds and its peeps assume absolutely no responsibility for anything that happens, has happened or will happen anywhere or at anytime, in any place for any reason. We are never responsible, and only rarely are we coherent.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

TAKE A FAST TRAIN TO BUTTZVILLE



Take a fast train to Buttzville
In New Jerseys Northwest region
There's a tookus contest happening there
and things are steatopygian
So won't you go?
Oh wo wo wo!
Oh wo wo wo!

Its the 25th of August
In sunshine or in rain
There will be wardrobe malfunctions
'cause those seams are under strain
and you know that's true
Oh woo woo woo!
  Oh woo woo woo!


DISCLAIMER: Seeds and Weeds and its peeps assume absolutely no responsibility for anything that happens, has happened or will happen anywhere or at anytime, in any place for any reason. We are never responsible, and only rarely are we coherent.

Friday, August 3, 2012

ICE FISHING!


As we swelter through another steamy summer it may be pleasant to look forwards to one of the cooler and more charming winter pastimes...



Erm. Perhaps neither that cool nor that charming. We are speaking of ice fishing here! Isn't that cool and charming enough for a hot afternoon?



An ode therefore! To the dauntless brethren and cistern of the ice auger!

Ice Fishin'

You may shoot a round of golf with your goofy neighbor Rolf,
or smack handballs 'round until your fingers bleed.
You may pump your mountain bike up the peak named after Pike,
and I'm sure we'll all applaud the mighty deed.


You may hunt the antlered moose, you may perforate a goose,
or with bow in hand confront the ring necked pheasant.
But a sportsman's not a hero t'il he fishes in sub-zero
temperatures that lesser men would find unpleasant.

There is nothing quite as nice as to lumber 'cross the ice
when the northern lights are shimmering o'er the pole.
With your tip-ups and your thermos and frost bitten epidermis
and a double headed axe to chop the hole.

On your upturned spacklin' pail there you'll squat through sleet and hail,
and snow so deep that folks can't see your hat.
And some may call you "nuts", and some "a silly putz",
but you're a proud ice fishin' man for all of that.


Though you've never caught a trout and never will, I doubt,
that the prospect of a catch is what will tug ya,
to the frozen lake each season; no you do it for the reason,
it's the only place your spouse won't go to bug ya.



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